A Mental person was just
entered in the mental hospital taken care by his family members but Doctor observed that
he is better than all other mental who are under check ups at the moment, this
guy looks everything normal and good without any mental behavior.
Doctor: You looks perfectly alright just by my observation and experience,
so, what is the reason you are here?
Patient: Yes Doctor, I don’t have any mental disorder but these
people brought me here due to the past incident, comments from others and my
family story itself is like that. Moreover whenever I says this one to anyone
then they said you are mental or don’t make me mental etc.
Doctor: What is the past incident or comments or family story?
Patient: It is actually nothing but when I was young then I married
a widow (it was my wish) who was elder than me and unfortunately she had a
daughter age about 16 (unmarried), which doesn’t matter for me to consider her
as my daughter.
Doctor: then?
Patient: After couple of years of my marriage, my (wife’s) daughter
attracted by my father and he proposed to marry her, then the situation was like that we
had to agree for their marriage. I am already a son for my father but after
their marriage, I became father in law for my father and he is my son in law too. Here, my wife become mother
in law for my father who is actually a daughter in law for him.
My (wife’s) daughter become
mother for me now who is actually my daughter (in one way). After a year of
their marriage, she delivered a baby boy. Now, I became brother for this baby and
on the other hand I became Grand father too. The same story for my wife, she now
became Grand mother for this child and on the other hand he becomes Grand son as
well who is actually one way her hubby’s brother. Now, I got a kid after them,
my kid become grand son for my father, who is brother of my mother (present) and brother in law for my father too. My mother (widow’s daughter and father's wife) who is now sister for my kid and grand ma too…on the other hand…he
was actually…
Doctor: Ok, stop this for God’s sake, it is enough. I will become
mental otherwise!
Patient: This is what everybody says Doctor!
Anyone can get mentally mental with such relationships. Are you ok now dude. Nice satire.
ReplyDeleteI am always right and just thinking about that character guy (if it is in real). Thanks for your valuable visit and comment Brio.
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